Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Reason to hate...The Subway

Onion People.

Train delays when you are one stop away.

No heat when it's cold outside.

Flamingly hot when it's 100 degrees outside.

People who stand in front of the doors while you are trying to exit.

Conductors that close the doors as soon as you step up to them.

Fat people that sit in the seat next to you even though it's a small space.

Conductors who haven't figured out that they are making everyone deaf everytime they make an anouncement.

People who don't give up their seat for pregnant women and old people.

Vomit on the floor.

A sick passenger that holds up the train for a half an hour.

Getting on the wrong train because they forgot the change the sign on that side of the train that tells you the train name.

Pranksters pulling the emergency brakes.

The fact that is takes fifteen minutes to reset the emergency brake.

Train stations that are boiling hot all year round.

Men who spread their legs wide open while sitting next to you.

Unexplained train delays.

Five crowded trains in a row that you haven't been able to get on.

People that peer over your shoulders as you read your book or paper.

People that peer over your shoulder as you write in your notebook.

Tall people that hold onto the pole barely above your head and keep touching you with the arm.

Bad platform musicians.

Perverts that press against your ass on a semi croweded train.

Women putting on their make-up.

People that knock you down rushing to exit the train.

People that run around you to get ahead on the steps then they slow up.




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