Reasons to hate...Pax TV
They made Billy Ray Cyrus a doctor on the show Doc.
"Wholesome" TV fits The Weakest Link into their christian/family oriented programing.
Touched by an Angel is shown five days a week.
Miracle Pets.
They don't have an original comedy show.
The soothing christian program after 1 a.m. that is just mountains, meadows and rivers with some guy quoting passages.
Pax:Feel the spirit
Host of It's a miracle, Richard Thomas has that gross mole.
Shop 'Til You Drop game show.
Monday, April 28, 2003
Reasons to hate... Saturday Night Live
Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon doing the weekend update.
Maya Rudolph doing her imitation of Donatella Versace.
The fact that they remain on the air when they barely get a chuckle out of the audience.
Every cast after the original has been a disapointment.
SNL movie spin offs.
Seeing bad episode reruns on E! and Comedy Central.
Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon doing the weekend update.
Maya Rudolph doing her imitation of Donatella Versace.
The fact that they remain on the air when they barely get a chuckle out of the audience.
Every cast after the original has been a disapointment.
SNL movie spin offs.
Seeing bad episode reruns on E! and Comedy Central.
Friday, April 25, 2003
Reasons to hate... The French
They don't know the meaning of deoderant.
They speak like they are getting ready to spit in your eye.
They hate us.
Yves St. Laurent.
They surrendered to Adolf Hitler and the German government .
Gerard Depardieu.
Ugly french men are always trying to seduce hot american women.
French men and women only bathe on a weekly basis.
French Poodles.
That ugly french hat, whatever it's called.
French food sucks.
Their food causes diarrhea.
Le Grande Revolution.
The French shrug.
The pout that accompanies the shrug.
They think Jerry Lewis is the king of comedy.
There is no word in the french language for penis. It is called Le sexe.
They don't know the meaning of deoderant.
They speak like they are getting ready to spit in your eye.
They hate us.
Yves St. Laurent.
They surrendered to Adolf Hitler and the German government .
Gerard Depardieu.
Ugly french men are always trying to seduce hot american women.
French men and women only bathe on a weekly basis.
French Poodles.
That ugly french hat, whatever it's called.
French food sucks.
Their food causes diarrhea.
Le Grande Revolution.
The French shrug.
The pout that accompanies the shrug.
They think Jerry Lewis is the king of comedy.
There is no word in the french language for penis. It is called Le sexe.
Reasons to hate... Webcams
They are slow as shit.
People are usually doing the same thing you are doing, staring at their computer screens and talking on the phone.
Naked webcams are rarely free.
Free naked webcams are rarely good.
People are always in the other room and you end up staring at their keyboard, bed or office without them in the frame.
20 sec refresh that takes 2 minutes.
Webcams that are good are always offline.
Webcams that are bad are always offline.
Watching a webcam for over an hour thinking something is going to happen but nothing ever does.
They are slow as shit.
People are usually doing the same thing you are doing, staring at their computer screens and talking on the phone.
Naked webcams are rarely free.
Free naked webcams are rarely good.
People are always in the other room and you end up staring at their keyboard, bed or office without them in the frame.
20 sec refresh that takes 2 minutes.
Webcams that are good are always offline.
Webcams that are bad are always offline.
Watching a webcam for over an hour thinking something is going to happen but nothing ever does.
Reasons to hate... Geocities.
Those stupid banners permanantly stuck on my site.
Problems with uploading never seem to be fixed.
If you post Geocities sucks anywhere on your site it won't show up, fucking up the whole structure of that page.
There are a bazillion links to help that are in fact no help at all.
Limited space.
Limited bandwidth.
Even though they go after losers like me that can only afford a free host, they don't cater to them.
Those stupid banners permanantly stuck on my site.
Problems with uploading never seem to be fixed.
If you post Geocities sucks anywhere on your site it won't show up, fucking up the whole structure of that page.
There are a bazillion links to help that are in fact no help at all.
Limited space.
Limited bandwidth.
Even though they go after losers like me that can only afford a free host, they don't cater to them.
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