Reasons to hate... The French

They don't know the meaning of deoderant.

They speak like they are getting ready to spit in your eye.

They hate us.

Yves St. Laurent.

They surrendered to Adolf Hitler and the German government .

Gerard Depardieu.

Ugly french men are always trying to seduce hot american women.

French men and women only bathe on a weekly basis.

French Poodles.

That ugly french hat, whatever it's called.

French food sucks.

Their food causes diarrhea.

Le Grande Revolution.

The French shrug.

The pout that accompanies the shrug.

They think Jerry Lewis is the king of comedy.

There is no word in the french language for penis. It is called Le sexe.