tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53195902011-05-29T11:07:41.224-04:00Reasons To Hate...There are many reasons to hate many things.TKnoreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1054311182238502032003-05-30T12:13:00.000-04:002003-05-30T12:13:02.226-04:00I did not come up with these reasons to hate but I thought that they were valid and should be posted here.
( Little Calamity)
Reasons to hate...English
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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet nor breadTKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1053442336985624062003-05-20T10:52:00.000-04:002003-05-20T10:56:07.970-04:00Reason to hate...The Subway
Onion People.
Train delays when you are one stop away.
No heat when it's cold outside.
Flamingly hot when it's 100 degrees outside.
People who stand in front of the doors while you are trying to exit.
Conductors that close the doors as soon as you step up to them.
Fat people that sit in the seat next to you even though it's a small space.
Conductors who haven'tTKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1052506403786308132003-05-09T14:53:00.000-04:002003-05-09T14:54:04.120-04:00Reason to hate...Public Libraries
People that smell like they rubbed themselves in onions and dog shit.
Books that say they are checked in but are not on the shelves.
Books that are so old your mom remembers seeing it when she was young and thinking it was old.
People that waste time fighting for a computer when they could actually be on the computer.
Librarians that give you a lot of TKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051918900456793082003-05-02T19:41:00.000-04:002003-05-02T19:41:40.336-04:00Reasons to hate... Rain
Makes you smell like soggy bread.
Ruins a nice summer day when you could be out in the park having a picnic.
Makes you buy an umbrella because it came so unexpected.
Gives you frizzy hair because of the humidity.
Creates mudslides.
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CommentTKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051543289015376192003-04-28T11:21:00.000-04:002003-04-28T11:22:47.563-04:00Reasons to hate...Pax TV
They made Billy Ray Cyrus a doctor on the show Doc.
"Wholesome" TV fits The Weakest Link into their christian/family oriented programing.
Touched by an Angel is shown five days a week.
Miracle Pets.
They don't have an original comedy show.
The soothing christian program after 1 a.m. that is just mountains, meadows and rivers with some guy quoting passages.
Pax:TKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051541027203173372003-04-28T10:43:00.000-04:002003-04-28T10:43:59.130-04:00Reasons to hate... Saturday Night Live
Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon doing the weekend update.
Maya Rudolph doing her imitation of Donatella Versace.
The fact that they remain on the air when they barely get a chuckle out of the audience.
Every cast after the original has been a disapointment.
SNL movie spin offs.
Seeing bad episode reruns on E! and Comedy Central.
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TKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051314670496959302003-04-25T19:51:00.000-04:002003-04-25T19:51:10.096-04:00Reasons to hate... The French
They don't know the meaning of deoderant.
They speak like they are getting ready to spit in your eye.
They hate us.
Yves St. Laurent.
They surrendered to Adolf Hitler and the German government .
Gerard Depardieu.
Ugly french men are always trying to seduce hot american women.
French men and women only bathe on a weekly basis.
French Poodles.
That ugly TKnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051303004693484582003-04-25T16:36:00.000-04:002003-04-25T16:38:00.360-04:00Reasons to hate... Webcams
They are slow as shit.
People are usually doing the same thing you are doing, staring at their computer screens and talking on the phone.
Naked webcams are rarely free.
Free naked webcams are rarely good.
People are always in the other room and you end up staring at their keyboard, bed or office without them in the frame.
20 sec refresh that takes 2 minutes.
TKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5319590.post-1051301794421275612003-04-25T16:16:00.000-04:002003-04-25T16:19:53.053-04:00Reasons to hate... Geocities.
Those stupid banners permanantly stuck on my site.
Problems with uploading never seem to be fixed.
If you post Geocities sucks anywhere on your site it won't show up, fucking up the whole structure of that page.
There are a bazillion links to help that are in fact no help at all.
Limited space.
Limited bandwidth.
Even though they go after losers like me that TKnoreply@blogger.com0